Ask The Alien

We all need a little guidance now and then, a little advice on how to navigate the various obstacles, challenges, and hurdles life throws at us.

Grasp the alien head orb in your hands and make an inquiry, focusing your energy on the orb’s big oblong eyes, and give it a hearty shake or two. Turn the head upside down and gaze into the gaping void in its neck; your answer will appear before you! You may be told “no” or “certainly” or “perhaps” or “without a doubt.” Occasionally the answer may seem incongruous with the query, but its better not to question the alien’s authority; they’re a little touchy and we don’t want to incur their wrath or invite an invasion. You’ll never have to think for yourself ever again with our fabulous Ask the Alien Magic 8 Ball!