Ask the Alien

Grab the alien head orb in your hands and pose a question, channeling your energy into the orb’s big, oblong eyes, and give it a cheerful shake or two. Flip the head upside down and peer into the gaping void of its neck; your answer will magically appear before you! You might hear “no” or “certainly” or “perhaps” or “without a doubt.” Sometimes the answer may seem a bit off from your question, but it’s best not to challenge the alien’s wisdom; they can be a tad sensitive, and we certainly don’t want to provoke their wrath or invite an invasion. With our marvelous Ask the Alien Magic 8 Ball, you’ll never have to think for yourself again!